It was an old house, a sad house, a dilapidated house, sitting high up on the hill, the doors sagging, the glass panes broken. Sometimes, when we were out for a walk, Momma and I would pass by and I would beg her, ‘Tell me that story again. Momma’. You know Momma. She loves spinning tales. I have long ceased trying to separate the Fact from Fiction because we all know how strange the truth can be.
Many, many years ago a middle-aged couple moved from the city to our home town, bought a piece of land on the hill, built a house with the mountains behind them, the ocean in front of them. They appeared gentrified and uppity to the local folks, as well as reclusive, so no one knew much about them, where they came from, if they had children. No, no one knew.
Somehow Mr. and Mrs. Uppity lived among them without blending in, which was unheard in this part of the country, where the neighbor’s knew if someone cut a tree down on your property on the second concession, without your permission.
It was like an invisible fence ran around their property that shielded the privacy of the Uppities and kept the locals out. Sometimes you’d see the locals just standing on the road, staring up the hill, saying, ‘It’s a strange, strange world, we live in, when you may not even know who lives beside you.’.
Time passed. Mr. Uppity went to his greater reward. And Mrs. Uppity? No one knows what happened to her. Did she run away in the middle of the night? Did she head to the mountain for a stroll, take a wrong turn and become disoriented, entrapped forever in the deep, dark forest? Is Mrs. Uppity somewhere in that rambling old house, like down in the cellar, scrounging for potatoes, harvested the past fall or up in the attic, digging through trunks of memorabilia?
Or… was Mrs. Uppity from outer space conducting an experiment to understand human relationships, like marriage? Was she one of ‘them’, in human form? Did the space ship come and ‘Beam her up, Scottie’, to report to the Space Alien Commander and Chief, once Mr. Uppity died? And could it be the Extraterrestrials that hold parties in the lonely mansion on the hill? What is that Momma? I never heard of Extraterrestrials before. Later, Jakita, I’ll tell you what I have heard and saw, later.
Finally after many years, the locals scaled the invisible fence and peaked in the windows. The supper dishes were on the table, dinner still on the plate, as if Mrs. Uppity left in a hurry. The closets were full of clothes, the beds made meticulously. Like here one moment, gone the next.
Over the years, things happened, no one will lay claim to. The dishes were all broken and flung across the floor. The furniture has been ravaged whether by the Two Footed or the Four Footed, who knows? All the locals can say for sure is that it has been said every few years on a moonlit night, the lonely mansion on the hill is flooded with g;owing lights. Sometimes you can hear music and loud voices coming from the open windows. Then as quickly as it started, it ends abruptly, and the very silence can deafen you.
We never knew what to make of it, Momma told me. No one could figure them out in life so it is a sure bet, we don’t understand them in death.
What a strange story Momma. I got to tell Gen, Ruby, Tigger and Babby about the lonely mansion on the hill. We’ll wrap our heads around it and figure it out. I promise.