APB (All Points Bulletin)
MIA: (Missing in Action): Sir Clem Cat
Aliases: Sir Clement, Clem Kadiddlehopper, Clemmers, Clem
Last Siting: June 21, 2017
Just the Facts: Clem came for breakfast June 21, 2017, jumped on the table at the front door, waited patiently for the door to be opened and slipped way, never to return.
Our Lament:
Oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling Sir Clement ….You are gone, maybe lost forever…Dreadful sorry Sir Clement….
Drove the ducklings to the water….Every morning just at nine…Hit his foot against a splinter…Fell into the foaming brine….All the Kitties that fought with him…Soon began to peak and pine…Think they oughter join their feral….Because one day all cats will shine….
Oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling Sir Clement ….You are gone, maybe lost forever…Dreadful sorry Sir Clement…. (Paraphrase Percy Montrose)
PS: If anyone sees our Clem out there, please tell him we love him, we miss him and we will never ever forget him…♥♥♥ The Ultimate Earth Dog Jakita, Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, Diva Calico Gen, Bad Boy Andy, Wonder Boy and Momma.
