
Groovin’

Light a candle. Say a prayer. Dance in joy. No longer in earthly pain, Our Itty Bitty, born May 30, 1958 (Potato Planting Day) passed November 25, 2017.
No one is surprised (except Itty Bitty) that she went to her greater reward before all of her older sisters and brother because she always thought doctors orders were just suggestions.
We fully expect Itty Bitty to meet us at the Pearly Gates with an escape plan and a ‘To Do’ list. Still your loving family, friends and caregivers thank you Itty Bitty because you taught us the joy of colouring outside the lines.
Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
You had only one match
But you made an explosion…
(Paraphrase Kurt Hugo Schneider, Benjamin Kheng)
Oh, and I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again…. by Andrew Cedar, Justin Scott Franks, Charlie Otto Puth, Cameron Jibril Thomaz
Listen, listen to the trees! How they natter solemnly and sometimes giggle as they pass down the stories of the ages…if only you have ears. Long branches, stretching to the heavenly skies, with abundant lush green leaves whispering and swaying to music only they can hear, all supported by solid tree trunks, rooted into the intricate, deep earth, supplying, providing, sustaining life.
Oh… we got the goods on the Two Footed buried beneath us….like Russian Hackers, we know it all and one day we’ll share…the who, what, when and where.…but we are still not sure about the why!
And that ‘Whoever has the gold, makes the rules’ …forget-about-it…not in the cemetery! Here all men and women are equal...under the ground….
Right here a former Mayor and his family claim a prize plot, shaded by a big old tree with a stone erected so tall and wide, mere mortals stop to stare. But the marble has crumbled, along with their earthly dreams and even if you squint, you can no longer read their names or dates of their birth or demise….. just that he had been a Mayor at some point in time. Good news is the stone is so deteriorated that it probably wasn’t paid out of the Public Purse.
Over yonder you see a gravestone proudly announcing the bodies therein were born over the pond….like being born in Canada made you less, more or less….but we were good enough to put food in your belly, a roof over your head, educate your children…but hey, we’re not bitter….just a bit hurt.
Next plot houses what is rumored to be a Godfather figure whose Holy Roman Catholic religion did not want him defiling their sin-free resting place….not like the Mob were ever fussy about the graves they buried their dead in….this will do nicely, ever if you have to spend eternity with ‘mangia cakes’ other wise know as ‘cakers’.
Now that towering headstone is home to a family that goes back, and back and back….if you can believe them, their ancestors descended from King Henry V111 who had so many wives, anything is possible. In any case they are rich as Midas and want to be given the respect they believe they are due…. Our’s is not to question why…..ours’s is just to do or die.
Still simple folk have to be buried too….and there is row on row of them, with their sad stories, if you look closely enough…..predeceased by children, deaths occurring in short time spans…. every gravestone tells a story and we mourn them all.
But we never tell…well, except each other, the tears we see shed, the family fights at the graveside….even happy reunions sometimes…we just draw up our chair, make ourselves comfortable and listen…trying to somehow lessen the pain, diffuse the tension, help the mourners move past the moment, with the white noise rustling leaves whispering condolences…because:
They lived…They laughed…Saw sunsets glow…Loved and were loved…. (Paraphrase John McCrae)
But we are on it…We take the rich, the poor, the huddled masses, all yearning to be free…at last! Your moneys worth nothing when your last breath’s spent….
You know I am all about the Rules…even the ones I have to make up on the spur of the moment when called for….but some of them are just common sense. What part of that does Momma not understand?
Take for instance (and this should be a given) when I have kept Wonder Boy company all night long…I believe…I firmly believe I should not be disturbed by Momma, even if it is for something like my favourite thing in the world, going for a walk. If Wonder Boy is sleeping in because he was up late, well, so was I, right by his side, all night long, all night…all night long.
I really don’t care Momma if you want to go for my walk in the cool of the morning air, before it reaches 100 degrees Fahrenheit in the shade…dress down a little…I mean, I am not one of those furless cats, yet do you hear me complaining?
So Momma stealthily enters Wonder Boy’s room, gives me ‘the look’…. I ignore her. By the powers invested in her by the Sweet Baby Jesus, she telepathically forces me to open my eyes. She holds her finger to her lips, motioning ‘ssssshhhhh’ with one hand, while the other hand indicates ‘Come on, walk time.’ Sure Momma. Later Momma. I close my eyes.
But Momma is like those driven, doggedly persistent feral cats.…Maybe that’s why she is so attached to them… Giving up or giving in is not in her dictionary. She bends over, scratches my head, my ears and my belly and, well, I can resist cat food, doggy treats, food left on the coffee table in the living room but belly scratches, like an addict on crack cocaine, I can’t say no to a belly rub….I am yours 4ever….. I hop over Wonder Boy, splat on the floor and we are off….and darn, does this mean Momma won again?
Once up and at it, I feel fine. I hold no grudge. However, I have to say, it appears my work is not done yet on training Momma. Kind of like that song she sings, only Paraphrased to suit the Guilty as Charged:
Momma’s under construction – Maybe her paint is still wet…..
Momma’s under construction – The Almighty’s not finished with her yet….(Bill Gaither and Larry Paxton)….But He’s trying….He’s Trying!…and Good Luck With That!
So Momma comes home and tells Wonder Boy she pulled a Justin Bieber. Oh, no, no, no, the Paparazzi do not stalk Momma…but if she is in a car and anyone purposely gets in her way, well, she won’t run over you (maybe) but she will deafen you with her horn.
You see an Opportunist of Questionable Intent thought it was a great idea at 6:30am to wade in to the traffic and solicit tips, no services required… I know, I know, it happens in The Big Smoke all the time but not here…really, even if it is the 9th most populated city in the country…everyone knows someone who knows you…and you wouldn’t want your Mom to know you were panhandling down at the Four Corners…Shame, Shame….no Ho Ho Santa Claus coming to you this Christmas.
Still the Two Footed are a polite bunch which the Opportunist of Questionable Intent full well knew. It seemed the drivers of our city in front, behind Momma were like sheep being led to the slaughter. They dutifully dug in their pockets, even going for more, when the Entrepreneur of Questionable Intent told them what they had given wouldn’t even buy him a cup of coffee at Timmy’s.
Oh, but not Momma…Sometimes she wonders if she and her sisters should have to wear a sign that reads ‘Daughter of A Dragon’ to warn the innocent and ward off the disreputable because those girls…they burn pavement…ferociously…everywhere they go…when crossed, that is.
So as the Opportunist of Questionable Intent argued for the drivers to dig deeper (hands in your pockets 🙂, Momma laid on her horn… made not so subtle sign language ….the Opportunist, looked over, vexed….this was not going as planned and momentarily considered approaching the next car in the line. However, a second glance at Momma’s thundering face and he saw, heard, recognized A Daughter of A Dragon and disappeared in to the Light of another Morn. Better he lived to see another day. Because…
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape…You don’t spit into the wind…You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger…And you don’t Mess Around with THEM…
Paraphrase Jim Croce
I am A Closed Door….You cannot see through…. Or over or around…I yield few clues as… Doctors try in vain to…Push open the door …Even a wee bit.
Still I stand firm…For all to face… My exterior only…Which looks approachable… But remains impenetrable.
Some erect walls…For others to scale… But me…I am…A Closed Door…..
The strife is o’er, the battle done; The victory of life is won; The song of triumph has begun. Alleluia, Alleluia.(Psalter Hymnal)
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MIA: (Missing in Action): Sir Clem Cat
Aliases: Sir Clement, Clem Kadiddlehopper, Clemmers, Clem
Last Siting: June 21, 2017
Just the Facts: Clem came for breakfast June 21, 2017, jumped on the table at the front door, waited patiently for the door to be opened and slipped way, never to return.
Oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling Sir Clement ….You are gone, maybe lost forever…Dreadful sorry Sir Clement….
Drove the ducklings to the water….Every morning just at nine…Hit his foot against a splinter…Fell into the foaming brine….All the Kitties that fought with him…Soon began to peak and pine…Think they oughter join their feral….Because one day all cats will shine….
Oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling, oh our darling Sir Clement ….You are gone, maybe lost forever…Dreadful sorry Sir Clement…. (Paraphrase Percy Montrose)
PS: If anyone sees our Clem out there, please tell him we love him, we miss him and we will never ever forget him…♥♥♥ The Ultimate Earth Dog Jakita, Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, Diva Calico Gen, Bad Boy Andy, Wonder Boy and Momma.
I dreamed of her again last night……Her blonde shiny hair….Fell upon her bright jumper….And she flung her arms around my neck….And said…’I love you Auntie’…
My father often says he wishes….He could bring her into his dreams….It would make it seem for a brief time…He had her back again…
Ah, but I am the Lucky One….I dreamed of her again last night……
Sometimes…all it takes is a single grain of sand to tip the Scales of Justice…oh and fulfill a ‘To Do’ item or a Bucket List…just ask Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte (aka Charlie). Of course it takes Courage and Bravery, two Kitty Badges Charlie has worked hard to achieve as she watched the world catapult on around her at a break neck speed….so fast, she could never make it on the revolving Carousel of Life…or so she thought…till it happened.
It started early on, back at the Cat Colony when poor old tired Mama Cat had little time for the niceties of Motherhood. There was no Yuppy Momma to put food and water down in shiny, washed daily food bowls. No, Mama Cat had to go forage around Garbage bins, the best ones being at the Tim Horton / Wendy’s Outlet…one drawback, you had to cross six lanes of whizzing traffic, all the drivers late for work or late going home, or so it seemed… Kind of like crossing a field of landmines… Only the most strategic and strong cats made it back in one piece. Quite understandably, when Mama Cat returned to the nest, she was frazzled and tired. There was little nurturing poured on to her …and Charlie, shy and undemanding, waited her turn, only advancing after all the Alpha Kitties had their fill.
You can see why Charlie, a loner, was intrigued when Momma stalked her for days instead of just scooping up the friendly kitties. Once Charlie was introduced to her Forever Home, she made a vow to herself…she would never walk out the door again…an Inside Cat by Choice…let the other Cats go Out and In and In and Out. Charlie may have been a tad paranoid but she had her brains about her. Danger in the form of the Four Footed or traffic, lack of food, fighting the heat of summer, the cold of winter was not her Thing. ‘So shut the freekin’ door….I am not going anywhere’ , her expressive green eyes screamed.
Everyone knows Charlie came under the influence of The Quite Mad Mandu Cat because, well, Cat Mandu befriended her, yet, at the same time, deserted her to live her own life … Charlie only got a life when Cat Mandu caught her Pink Cloud to Paradise…but wow, in a few years Charlie is the prettiest Butterfly a Caterpillar ever produced.
With Cat Manda Gone.Baby.Gone, Charlie moved freely around her Forever Home, staking Momma’s Bed as Home Base…still she had to somehow conquer the Living Room because…you live in there.
Jakita, being the Baby of the Four Footed, and a privileged Ultimate Earth Dog had whatever couch she hopped on, or floor space she desired…no routine…just what suited her fancy on any given day. Diva Calico Gen would grab a spot on the couch or the arm of a chair and swat any interlopers silly.
Bad Boy Andy preferred the top of the cat hotel or a couch, often glued beside Jakita…
Charlie she had her own devious plan…and it involved being an appendage to Momma…day and night, night and day…it hurts to love so much, they say…but Charlie’s… making it work…even if it takes a little longer…