It is not like I am an obstructionist…going around looking for trouble…I just want to play because, you know…Girls-Just-Wanna-Have-Fun…and I am a Girlie Diva Kitty...so me too.
Forget Bad Boy Andy…. When I relentlessly pursue, he’ll bite…literally…his idea of fun is to jump on my back and bite my ears with his sharp incisor teeth, ground to perfection just waiting for this opportunity.
And Hush Hush Sweet Charlie…clueless…you can’t even get her attention…it is like she is in a coma …but if I give her the tiniest little smack on the snout with my perfect little paw, she goes ballistic, snarling and growling like the Forest Freak she just may just have descended from. Momma should go to that Ancestry Website and order a DNA kit for Charlie…just to confirm my suspicions…not like Momma would toss her to the curb anyway… and face it Momma is the Law and Order department, no matter what Jakita thinks.
That leaves Jakita who will play if:
- It is her game
- It is her rules
- And she wins…
Now what fun is that? When you know the outcome of every game, you kind of destroy the reason for playing. Besides Jakita is a tattle tale, although Momma doesn’t pay much mind.
So because of that, I introduced a new player much to Wonder Boy’s consternation. I can not help that Winter Is Coming and it feels like we live in Siberia…which means I am unofficially a round the clock Inside Cat…well except I went outside, found a fellow traveller, Little Miss Grey Mousie, with a long tail and matching whiskers, wanting to have fun and brought her in…right to Wonder Boy’s bedroom so I could play all night long, all night, all night…. Who knew…mice were not welcome?
It caused quite a stir. Wonder Boy tried to catch Little Miss Grey Mousie to put her back outside with her family. Meanwhile Jakita sat on Wonder Boy’s bed with the MOST self-righteous, sanctimonious face, EVER while she telepathically screamed, ‘Gen, Gen, Gen, what the Sam Hill were you thinking?’
No worries, … Little Miss Grey Mousie took off, never to be seen again, although I suspect she is peeping out at us, enjoying the central heating far too much to ever go outside again. Total Bummer. I just wanted to play with her…
Like I said…Who Knew?
