Digging It

I love snow…did I tell you?  I love, love, love snow (get a grip, not the type you snort, the type you ski in).

Just me and my shadow loving the day.
Just me, the snow and my shadow loving the day.

Now I know I am a Havanese Hothouse pedigree originally from France and Spain, transplanted to Cuba so I should despise snow and ice but I guess that being born in Canada, in the winter, in a frigid barn with huge crevasses that welcomed the arctic vortex winds made me maybe, possibly, I am just saying, part Husky????  My mostly sable tri colored fur with white coloring makes me look like a Splash Coat Husky….at least I can see a resemblance, are you with me so far?

In any case DNA be darned, I love snorting snow, rolling in snow, ploughing through snow, eating snow.  The only time I get my A Game on is when I look outside and see a fresh coat of snow, no paw marks, and a fresh canvass to create.  Of course, I am left in the unenviable position of trying to convince Momma to, ‘Forget chores; we got a Rembrandt to make.’  It’s a hard sell to a stuffy, dyed in the wool do-the-chores-before-the-frolic Virgo type.  That logic just passes me by….chores never do themselves.  They are like cats.  They have nothing to do but wait.

The good news in all of this, as stubborn as Momma is, she always bundles up, even when the mercury is dangerously low and takes me walking.  Quite often, in the dead of winter when we are out and about, in a city of half a million people, it is like the world has been desertedThere is only me and Momma.

Fresh snow - not even cat paw marks yet!
Fresh snow – not even cat paw marks yet!

All the Two Footed must be snug in their homes, their dogs, prisoners on lock down until the thermometer climbs.  There is nary a bird in the sky, no squirrels, no feral cats….just me and Momma, embracing the quiet and solitude of a brave new day.  The better news (for me, anyway) since we have the world to ourselves, Momma lets me free and I set sail, literally air born, my ears back, tail like a plume on my back, my paws skimming the snow, creating a work of carefree art until such time I tumble-down creating doggy angels with floppy ears.

I know and you know, no self-respecting Husky ever would wear a winter coat, made by the Two Footed, even out of love and compassion.  Still I am a Havanese and will capitulate on that score….but believe me, I will never wear booties.  Momma has bought all different types, which I manage to abandon before we are off the front steps.  She made homemade booties that worked better but still I always managed to lose a couple along the walk.  No, I am a bare paw kind of puppy.

My little grey vest sweater.
My little grey vest sweater.

 

Still I have a confession but please, it is top-secret.  DO NOT TELL ANYONE.  Sometimes on the way home, my little paws are so frozen I hold up the right one, look at Momma, hold up the left one, look at Momma and she does what good Momma’s do.  She picks me up, warms my paws with her big red mittens, as she carries me home. And just like the Three Little Piggies:

This little puppy went to market, That little puppy stayed at home,
This little puppy had roast beef, That little puppy had none.
And this little puppy ‘snuggled’ all the way home.

Life of Riley, I tell you. Ya got to dig it!

 

Clem and the Call of the Wild

It’s Clem, Clem-Ka-Diddle-Hopper, remember me? Just like a bad attitude, I hover, close by so I can watch,  but not so close that I can be spotted….unless I want to be seen. Then I plunk myself up on the bench outside the front entrance and march in as if I was to the castle born, the minute  the door opens.

It is not that hard..... I ate, I slept, now just open the door and let me out....things to do places to go!
It is not that hard….. I ate, I slept, now just open the door and let me out….things to do places to go!

Still, true story, I am so torn. How does a self-respecting stray choose between living the life of a feral (no rules, no curfews) or domesticated cat (lots of food, shelter, love)?  Both have their positives and negatives, no matter what the good folks at the SPCA would tell you.

Let’s face it.  I was so young that winter the Arctic vortex settled in and yet I had the wits to find shelter in Momma’s garage.  How was I to know she would not only see, she would seduce a hungry kitty, down in his defences, with kibble?  By spring I had no fear of her but was weary of the Kitty Club Med who actually had established stakes and were not interested in any expansion or adoption programs available. Yet, I felt comfortable enough to actually go inside to eat, snooze, then leave.

Then the nightmare BB, the black feral, even younger than me, who was forever caterwauling, whether out of illness, hunger, fear or just bad ju-ju. He gave cats….a bad name! I could not abide him….maybe the devil made me do it…but I put a beating on him, so fierce that Momma had to watch him die or take him to the vet.  You know what that means.  BB became housebound as he healed, which meant I would never come around or even darken the doorstep with my presence.  Even a feral has an inborn sense of proprietary.  No guerrilla warfare in front of the Two Footed.  They are just not attuned enough to understand.

See my patchy fur, scars...I was so sad, all of the time but still, my fur glistened even in the moonlight.
See my patchy fur, scars…I was so sad, all of the time but still, my fur glistened even in the moonlight.
The very shed where I found shelter during the Arctic vortexes.
The very shed where I found shelter during the Arctic vortexes.

BB (God-Rest-His-Feline-Soul) was not strong enough to fight off his immune deficiency and caught his blue cloud.  A month later I returned but I was older, wiser and definitely more paranoid.  I would come in, eat and take off.  No more resting on Momma’s bed.  As winter brought colder weather, I got a little more brave and found a spot behind the claw bath tub to sleep but I had to be on constant alert to Bad Boy Andy who could sniff me out and terrorize me…..not doing enough to alert Momma’s attention but that clawed paw would bat me across the face tauntingly, like what you going to do about it, huh????

With the return of spring, I went back to coming in for food, then leaving.  Even that was tricky.  We each have our own feeding station but I like to gobble mine down and then go finish Andy’s (who eats two bites, goes outside, comes in, eats two bites, goes outside, you get it – let the cat in, let the cat out routine).  Somehow Andy took exception to that.  He would leave his dish, come out to where I was waiting patiently, reach out that paw, claws extended and bat me across the side of my head.  Oh, I did not take that well.  I batted him right back.

Clem hears the call of the wild.
Clem hears the call of the wild.

Still I have a long-term goal.  Sometime in the past winter, toe-paws crossed, I saw Andy’s demeanour thaw.  You know how we cats are.  We love to say Good Morning by sniffing each others noses.  The first few times Andy approached me with this salutation I tensed up, expecting a rapid blow to follow.  It didn’t.  Just this week I bolted in to find Andy eating at his station.  I sat down on my haunches to wait patiently for him to leave.  Sensing my presence, he turned around, looked at me and leisurely walked away from his food, pausing to sniff my nose and calmly jumped up on his cat hotel.  I think, after, let’s see, three winters, we may be making progress.

What do you think?

Sequel to: Squirrels-Just-Wanna-Have-Fun.

Look at those bushy tails. those ringed Martian Eyes, and those little paws, clutching there treasures. Darn, they are cute. I just wish they were not so squirrely.
L’il Rascal & L’il Angel Squirrel (just like Papa, Mr. Grey Squirrel) .094.jpg Fr: Morguefile By: Mensatic

Oh, yes, those squirrels…they lead us on, they chatter incessantly, scream when we don’t listen but their biggest talent is survival.  So continues the saga of L’il Rascal, L’il Scalawag and L’il Angel, the Sequel to our post: Squirrels-Just-Wanna-Have-Fun.

Early the following morning or there about, the brothers were back with their shy grey sister, L’il Angel.  As you can guess, now L’il Rascal and L’il Scalawag did not even bother hiding but frolicked around the shed room floor with wild abandon.  They gnawed holes in our bags of cat food (they really liked the expensive brand) and just played around as L’il Angel nervously peaked around the recycling bin, refusing to join in with her brothers’ mischievous behavior.

Now Wonder Boy has a theory that most of the criminals are locked up today because somewhere, some way, women they knew, talked.  His assumption has been proved by watching all the Reality Cop Shows, wherein women, whose sense of justice sometimes overcome their fear, will spill the beans, and or press their family members to ‘fess up.  That is why we believe L’il Angel went back to Mamma Squirrel and told her that L’il Rascal and L’il Scalawag no longer acted like Wildlife. They seemed to think they were the family pets.  You know that could only end in disaster.

Robust Mr. Grey Squirrel calling all takers to his Flash Party. From Morguefile.com P1110675.JPGBy Natureworks
Mama Squirrel in her tree, surveying her kingdom. From Morguefile.com
P1110675.JPGBy Nature works

‘Enough’, said Mama Squirrel and she waited to the evening fell, and the family were all snoring in their beds.  Off she went to reclaim her babies and to take them off to the land of squirrels in the great outdoors, that had magnificent trees, hundreds of years old, wherein you could hide in their thick green foliage, on a branch spacious enough to house a family of five (Mama, Papa, L’il Rascal, L’il Scalawag and L’il Angel Squirrel).    Only when Mama arrived, in the land of towering trees with branches reaching to heaven, did she notice that L’il Rascal was MIA (missing in action).  Fine, she reasoned, she would leave him in the shed room another day and make him stew a bit, miss them, then he would be happy to join his family way up in the tree top.

The next morning arrived.  When Momma opened the door to the shed room there was L’il Rascal, front and centre to greet them. Now he was a L’il Kling-On because he absolutely attached himself to their feet, climbing up their pant legs.

Happy days were here again......
Where squirrels live, L’il Rascal……

When they tried to shake him off, he stood on his hind legs, little paws together in prayer, beseeching them with his little beady eyes to understand.  They were his family now. How would they treat a pet so abysmally? Momma quickly barred his entrance in to the kitchen with a recycling bin.  There was a line and no way would he be allowed to step over it no matter how handsome a little black squirrel he was.

Momma, (not like her father before her), would not wage a battle every time she opened the shed room door. All possible courses of action were laid out with RIP Daddy.  After much discussion, with much pity, RIP Daddy put on gloves, picked up L’il Rascal and deposited him on the steps.  L’il Rascal was perplexed.  Why was he being ejected?  What had he done but love us?  L’il Rascal’s questioning eyes broke RIP Daddy’s heart, so he stooped down, scooped him up and returned him to the shed room floor.  L’il Rascal scurried over to his favorite recycling bin, climbed in, covering under the daily newspaper.

When Momma went out later, L’il Rascal purred and cooed to let her know his location (and to let her know he won, she lost). Momma did not know that was the last purring and cooing they would hear.  Now they can not swear this is what happened but like to think, in the still of the dark night, Mama Squirrel who understood her Prodigal Son came and gathered him up. Yes, they believe L’il Rascal went willingly, finally adventured to capacity, eager not only to tell his tale but also to embrace a squirrel’s life.

L'il Rascal using his well developed paws, like tiny hands, to eat. Black Squirrel.jpg From Morguefile.com By AcrylicArtist
L’il Rascal using his well developed paws, like tiny hands, to eat. Black Squirrel.jpg
From Morguefile.com
By Acrylic Artist

Momma says she saw evidence of L’il Rascal today in her back garden.  All the pods had been stripped off her pussy will bush. Also, she is  sure it was you, L’il Rascal, streaking down the sidewalk, L’il Scalawag and L’il Angel trying in vain to catch up with you.  Please, remember to look both ways before you cross the street.  Momma would feel so guilty, if you ended up as road kill.  Momma can’t believe she is saying this, but it has been very quiet in the shed room, since you left.  They kind of miss your family.  For sure, they will never forget you.

So Bye, Bye, Bye, L’il Rascal, Bye, Bye.

 

Simple Kinda Life Never Did Me No Harm

3rd in a Series: Also read:                                                                                                   Life in the Country is Kind Of Lay-Back                                                                           Fiddle When I Can, Work When I Should

As it was and should be, forever and ever!
As it was and should be, forever and ever!

Oh, there are many tales come out of country living and I am just the one to tell you.  I may seem sceptical but Momma wouldn’t lie to us, would she, Gen?

Some things, they have no beginning, no end. They just go

This is an awesome tale!
This is an awesome tale!

on and on and on, passed generation to generation, like your Christmas  turkey on a platter.  Such was the much ado about Molly Misfit’s Journal and the Secret Society for Scryers.

Like, on one hand, they might be a bunch of crack pots who knew nothing about nothing or worse case scenario, they might just know the secrets that everyone hoped and prayed would be taken to their grave, without ever seeing the light of day.

The very scary reality was, since the knowledge of its existence, it was soon realized, there were no social-economic boundaries for admission.  You could barely read or write or be an a seasoned academic, a welfare bum or an elitist who would barely nod to recognize the existence of others.  You just needed ‘the gift’ to be invited to join.  Ah, it was an insidious cancer that had to rooted out once and for all, chased out of the county like a good for nothing bootlegger….but, on the other hand, ya know, one of your own kin might be involved…and blood is thicker, I’m just saying…..

Ripples in water can change your whole course in life for the better or the worse.
Ripples in water can change your whole course in life for the better or the worse.

Now the locals knew you don’t let the police in their neck of the wood investigate what they thought was a victimless crime. It was rumored that even if they saw a criminal commit a crime, they would hedge their bets, say they couldn’t really say for sure….it looked like the bad guy robbed the bank but, you know, who could tell if that was money in the bag he carried as he fled the scene. Oh, the cops could give Mr.Slow-Poke tickets or throw a body in the drunk tank overnight, but no where in their  Job Description did it indicate they were to beat the bushes for A Secret Society of Scryers (it was secret, duh???) and a mirror pool that conjured images of the past, present and future.

Odd shapes and colors that only Scryers can translate!
Odd shapes and colors that only Scryers can translate!

Maybe, just  maybe the locals should hold a forum, get it all out on the table, piece by piece and make a gigantic jig saw puzzle, so that a picture formed visible to all.  But where exactly could a meeting be held?  The mayor declined the use of the town hall.  At that time there were no arenas.  What about one of the local churches? There were plenty to choose from – Born Again Brethren, Anything Goes United, New Fangled Pentecost and of course, even the Catholic Church had members who were                                                                           reportedly scryers.

Well, the local priest was like a ‘see no evil, hear no evil, I wasn’t there it didn’t happen’ type. If a Catholic wanted to believe this heretical mumbo jumbo, it was on their souls.  It wasn’t like the Protestants embraced the idea, but they were a curious bunch.  That is why their own ancestors left the Holy Catholic Church so many years before.  Then, being  Protest-ants agreed to disagree and all set up their own doctrine.  More things change, the more they stay the same! And that is where it got very tricky.  Oh, those United would go to the Gospel Hall, the Pentecost Temple and  / or extend a place to meet for all faiths and even the unfaithful.  It seemed these left-wing thinkers did not understand that there were invisible lines in life you do not cross…and for a good reason.

Yes, the scryers had their secrets that Misfit Molly carefully penned down in her unknown journals until death-did-she part. No kidding, the locals had a pickle on their hands…maybe a whole bottle.  

The spooky mirror pool.....There definitely is something going on in there!
The spooky mirror pool…..There definitely is something going on in there!

Although it seemed like a reasonable resolution to explore the Secret Society for Scryers, it just tore the locals asunder as they struggled with nailing jello to the wall. Could it be the non members were all jealous? Whatever! They solemnly swore that by golly, they would get to the bottom of it or die trying….all they needed was time, oh and a place to meet.  What about our place Momma?

 

Born This Way

‘Happy Birthday to you, Jakita….’

Momma sang. How the heck was I to know? No one told me that it was my birthday! What is that exactly, anyway?   Ooohhh, the day I was born, the day a dog like me raised the bar on the WWDA (World Wide Dog Association). Hallelujah!

So let me tell you what happened to me!
So let me tell you what happened to me!

Momma, tell me that story again.  Oh yeah, like Baby Jesus, I was born in stable (sort of, kind of) where cows, horses, piggies, chickens, and lots of barn cats lived.  I remember it now.  The horses stamped their feet and whinnied, the cows mooed, the chickens cackled, the pigs oinked and the cats stayed out of sight. Now I remember, little Brother Fidel, his twin and my Fuzzy Wuzzy Big Lil Sister.  I was the brains, the leader. As soon as I could scramble out of the makeshift pen, I was gone, my three siblings in hot pursuit. Our tired Baby Mama just shook her head, said good riddance and fell back to sleep.

Oh, I was wily.  Those horse hooves looked big, and the cows seemed way high-strung.  Maybe they needed to be milked. No way we would risk our lives going near them.  And funny thing when the chickens saw us coming, they took off  squawking, like we were the enemy.  Go figure. We loved the kitties but Mama Cat wanted us nowhere near them so we would sit and watch them tussle and I would think, ‘I want one of those when I grow up.’

Jakita grooms Babby while Miss Piggy watches and learns.
Things change. Now my Lil Miss Piggy leans on me to sleep

So that left Mama Pig and her piglets.  They looked like fun. We clambered in, played around and fell asleep, along with the piglets, resting on Mama Pig’s ample belly.

Yes, I remember those days and the separation anxiety when we were removed from the barn and taken to a holding station in order to be delivered to forever homes. It was incredibly confusing.  I was the boss, until Momma took me home, read the book on the latest, greatest way to develop a puppy.  It seemed I was too dominate and it was a most appalling trait that had to be corrected consistently. You don’t say? What served me well in the barnyard, was apparently frowned upon in a forever home.

Goes without saying, I thought I was perfect and was about as impressed with Momma as she was with me.  It took work and perseverance.  In the early days I admit every night between 6pm to 8pm I would rip around, jumping, growling, snarling, chewing just like I did in the barn.  Momma and RIP Daddy would fence me in to whatever room they were in, talk soothingly to me and somehow, as time passed, it lulled me in to changing my perspective.  Oh, I still would do naughty things, like bolt through an open door but I started to feel guilt when I saw how worried they looked as they tried to round me up.  Now a days I worry about Momma so would never ditch her.  If she says STOP, I stop. Anyway, where the heck would I rather be?

Yes, life turned out grand.  In my forever home I got my wish – all the cats I can handle (well, knowing my talent, I could look after a few more) and I love them just as I thought I would all those years ago in the barn.  I got my Momma and my Wonder Boy.  I miss RIP Daddy (how far is heaven, Momma?).  Face it, I got the life of Riley.

Yummy. I could eat one of theses every day. From Morguefile.com IMG_2838_v2.jpgBy DMedina
Yummy. I could eat one of theses every day.
From Morguefile.com
IMG_2838_v2.jpgBy DMedina
Jakita checks out her birthday gift - a purple Care Bear.
Jakita checks out her birthday gift – a purple Care Bear.

And today on my 6th Birthday, Momma celebrated the occasion by spreading out a blanket on the floor,  and a sheep skin.  My birthday present was the cutest little purple just fit perfect in my mouth Care Bear and a two bite cupcake  to eat.  I can not remember when I had more fun…well, chasing squirrels, maybe. But face it, Who doesn’t like surprises….and cup cakes? We got to do this more often Momma, deal?